While we've been distracting ourselves with the media cycle there are real problems in the world that need our attention. A scientific study showed only 40% of young women had regular orgasms, yet we've done nothing! What does humanity's survival matter if half of it is deeply unsatisfied? I CARE ABOUT THINGS
What if women ran the wars, would there be more peace? Or would there be unending war, led by leaders who could not let bygones be bygones. At the very least, men would still be conscripted to fight in these wars and sheepishly shoot at each other so that they don't end up in the doghouse.
Trump dominates the news. Trump dominates Twitter. Trump dominates my friend's feeds on social. I'M TIRED OF IT. There are way more important things than the Mueller report and the 2020 election, like the survival of humanity! We're on the precipice of a climate change catastrophe, OR ARE WE??? We really don't know mostly because we haven't been paying attention. But who can blame us, with everything going on, we need a little distraction. If you'd like a little distraction yourself, why not check out the full standup set?
Here some of my best impressions! Unfortunately, all I can do is impressions of owl. But there are all sorts of owls. If you look into the many types of owls, I bet you would be pleasantly surprised at the plethora of varieties. Not to mention, owls have been an important parts of the cultural unconscious from a symbol of the goddess Athena all the way to the holder of the answer to the age-old question, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie Pop?"
Everything in LA ain't always what it seems. You might get fooled if you come from out of town, but you gotta learn some geography if you don't want to get stuck way out in Burbank, which, let's be honest, is barely the Valley. I'm 818 til I die like Brody Stevens, but that gives me a unique perspective on Los Angeles as someone who's lived in Hollywood, Koreatown, North Hollywood, and Sherman Oaks. Check out what I have to say about moving back to LA after living in New York.
I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood and went to a lot of Seders, Bar Mitzvahs, and chinese restaurants. Although I do have a thing for Asian women, I also have a Jewish fetish. In fact this is one of the things I miss most about New York City, where the finest American Jewish Women roam, uncut, straight from the source. You can hear the whole bit in the full set below!